VACANCY - Do you have the Thex Factor?

I have news that is as surprising and exciting as the SHOCK ELIMINATION of a fat girl.

This week's recap will be a bit late because I've acquired a GUEST COLUMNIST. There will be more guest columnists throughout the show. I'm going to ask more people so that I can have a different guest (or even 2) every week.

But in the spirit of the show you can also audition for the role.

Job description:
1. You have to write snippy, slightly queeny comments about these terrible people that can be incorporated into the hilarious blog, with credit of course
2. You should give 110% but you cannot steal focus
3. You should be tactful and professional at all times - just like when Will Young gently told people they shouted or were dead inside
4. Cheryl Cole should weep at your backstory and/or ability
5. Simon should think you potentially world-class
6. Louis should think you could dance more
7. Dannii should be jealous of your youth & beauty


If you're interested, please get in touch