Recaps

Just because The X Factor is over, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy my recaps.

I've done a recap of Coronation Street for Hive Magazine. I had grave doubts about writing this one, mainly because there was no one on the show singing Blondie and showing us their pants. But I assure you it is a very good recap.

Thex 1 - Same Difference 0

They have their fingers crossed for nothing. Same Difference have had to cancel their tour. And instead provide support for charm-vacuum Leon Jackson. This is very sad news.

I liked them when they were on the show and I like at least 1 of their songs after that. Sometimes bad things happen to good reality contestants.

But good things happen to good recappers. I am doing a gig on Tuesday night and I have a story printed.

And I have clearly mastered the art of the link. Everything is on the up!

Good on you 'girl'

Alexandra Burke's 'controversial' cover of Hallelujah has now sold a million copies. Well done her. I like her version and its pleasant wailing. I got a copy for Christmas from my Dad.

In other news, one of her middle names is Ewen. The tranny plot thickens!

You can call him Ray, You can call him Gay

I read a horrendous article this morning. It was about former X Factor contestant Ray Quinn. See the picture below if you need a reminder of his cherubic face.






Ray is going to be a celebrity ice dancer on Dancing on Ice. In this article, he talks about his 'tight buns' and love for pink lycra. Apparently, he's very comfortable with his sexuality and won't mind fagging around on the ice.

Thank God he's on our side! He is a wonderful man and anyone who says he's a terrifying runt is a bitter old queen.