The X Factor winner Leon Jackson has been 'dropped' by his record label. This means they won't let him make more albums or get paid. He was Scottish and very miserable and couldn't wail pleasantly. He could mumble and cry though. He had terrible, Pete Doherty hair. There will be no picture of him posted.
But to replace this bad singer void suddenly made in our lives, the Eunuch Quigg has an album 'about to drop.' This means a CD will be available in all the best shops. Before I give details, let's all look the cover art.
Phwoar. What a fittie. If the CD is as lavishly produced as its cover art, I'll buy more than 1 copy.
The album includes a single called '28,000 friends.' It's about a girl with lots of online friends. I can relate.
The album includes a single called '28,000 friends.' It's about a girl with lots of online friends. I can relate.
The album also includes that Take That song he did on the show, that Busted song that he had to change the racy lyrics of, his favouritest song by his favouritest band Abba, that High School Musical song about the Wildcats where he danced and that song that made me believe Eoghan had once loved a pet rat and wasn't just acting all cute. Now it's us, now it's we and so on.
So half the album we've already heard him sing on The X Factor. It will be a trip down memory lane.
Do you remember that week Eoghan was annoying?
Do you remember that week Eoghan was a bit shit?
Lovely memories.
No comments:
Post a Comment