Monday 8 June 2009

53 Reasons Why I Love Him

51. Fresh info! He put the price of soap up on the soap task AND got rid of the excess stock to a supplier. That sexy, business savvy muvva.
52. He's writing a book. So am I! Again, we are like brothers. I bet his will get published first but I won't hold it against him. He is lovely.
53. Him clowning around in the birthing pool was Margaret's favourite moment of the series. This is high, high kudos. Only very shallow people would see Margaret's praise as less important than a big salary.

Reasons why I'm pleased Yasmina won and not Kate
1. She was nicer to James than Kate throughout the tasks
2. She picked James for her team
3. She rocked the dentface look along with James
4. Boring statistics (wins as project manager, boardroom visits) say she was the best
5. Not boning Philip

As you can see, these are far fewer reasons than James has but I am happy to admit that Yasmina was not a tool. Fuck, I'm feeling generous - Howard, you weren't a tool either. But neither of you two were James.

I love you James McQuillan. Please ditch your very slow talking wife and come look after me. I can enjoy your big salary and kind manner. You can enjoy my lovely teeth and fine conversation. We can take long walks and if I continue to gain weight on my upper torso, it will be easy for you shut your eyes and play pretend during our lovemaking.

2 comments:

Jack said...

I admire your dedication Mr Xfactor however I fell in love with Mr McQuillan first! If he's turning for anyone, it's me! I'll fight you for him!!

SharonAnne99 said...

Another reason to love him, he's now on Twitter! So we can continue to follow him and er... love him!

http://twitter.com/jimmymcq

Follow, follow, follow!