43. Debra got fired for being a dick. Suralan was all like, 'yes, you're very talented but you have a temper and you're too much of a dick for my organisation.' James is clearly not a dick.
44. Lorraine got fired for being a dick. Suralan was all like, 'yes, you're very intuitive but you rub people up the wrong way and you're too much of a dick for my organisation.' James is clearly not a dick.
45. James was the best-looking toddler out of all the final 5. We've seen the pictures!
46. Kate has no personality, so Suralan says. Ha! James has personality to spare. He could give some to Robocunt (formerly: The Heat Magazine whore) and he'd still be a more interesting, more wonderful business-savvy person.
47. Yasmina lies about her accomplishments. Ha! James doesn't need to lie. His success in business is so huge that it must be put into obscure acronyms to fit onto an easily portable CV. If he used full words, it would be hundreds of pages long and just un-ecological.
48. He 'puts a leash on people who spunk money up the wall.' That's a good thing, surely. In these troubled times. (And really, these money spunking people should be restrained. It's unchristian.)
49. When he left, the whole nation wept. The whole nation = me, James and Debra. Would we weep for Robocunt? I think not.
50. He got a 'with regret.' Only Mona and James have got those this season so James is in very exclusive company. (Debra got a 'keep in touch' but that's only because she seems easy. It's no 'with regret.')
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