36. If he doesn't win, it will be evidence that you have to be miserable, mean and boring to succeed in business. If he does win, it will be evidence that you can be happy, nice and funny.
37. I don't like dentface, gayface, crimewatchface, uglyface or that Heat magazine whore. I only like James. He must win.
38. He has a strange, strange knowledge of birth and the women's bits involved in birth. This either means he's a wonderful husband & father. Or a serial killer from a Thomas Harris novel. I think it's obvious which this blog believes him to be.
39. It rubs James's lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told. Or else it gets the hose again..
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