Wednesday 27 May 2009

Why The Last Man Standing should be the Apprentice

40. His smile is lovely and makes me want to give to charity and be nicer to my mother and speak very softly and make my own candles. His little smile, like when Suralan read out that fan mail, is lovely. His big smile, like when he goes flying, is lovely. He is a lovely man. (And think how lovely his smile will be when he wins. And what lovely people we will become having seen it.)
41. 'Plays well with others.' He and Dentface had a natural rapport. He told Crimewatchface to shut her mouf in the nicest way possible. In the real world, getting on with people is a good thing.
42. That Heat magazine whore got all upset when Lorraine said she looked ugly on TV. Ha! She is too shallow to win. James would never act this way. He knows he's hot as. We all knows it. He must win.

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