1. LITTLE MIX - For a first time ever, a group win. But not just any group, one of those hastily-assembled boot camp groups. But not just any hastily-assembled boot camp group, no, in a bizarre twist ropey girl band Little Mix have won. You have to feel a little sorry for all the sluts in Hope, Addictiv Ladies, Bad Lashes, Kandy Rain and the ropily-named ropey girl band Girl Band.
2. MARCUS - Oh how I loved his Hey Ya. It came with geek glasses and a giant plane. But it wasn't enough to beat the girls. I think their cover of Silent Night was the winner - 3 of the girls looked and sounded lovely and the fat one looked like a stuffed turkey. The chins, the chins! It was just all so christmassy.
(Fact fans: Alexandra and Little Mix sang Silent Night and won. Their runners-up were JLS and Marcus sang, who both sang Last Christmas. Badly.)
3. AMELIA - I was worried Amelia would win, what with her being an underdog and not being a *bad* singer. Her duet with Kelly was pretty cool also. I think it was only fair that she didn't win, since she'd already been eliminated. And at least she was a better sport about it this time. Well done for conquering the stinkface, woman!
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