1. AMELIA LILY – Her T’Pau cover was a bit weird. And her Kelly Clarkson was a bit shouty but she didn’t have an awful performance so she comes out fighting in first place.
2. JANET – Now I thought Janet’s cover of that obscure song Under the Bridge by that obscure band Red Hot Chili Peppers was fab. But her Mmmbop (complete with in-mouth vomit, forgotten words and 13 year old boy voice breaking) was maybe the worst of the season. Between RHCP, Hanson and Sixpence None The Richer, it’s clear Janet really likes her 90s dorm pop, doesn’t she? She’s a 30 year old American bisexual trapped in a teenage Irishwoman’s body
3. LITTLE MIX – they horrified with their horrific Bieber cover. They amazed with their amazing Xtina cover. I like that the fat one with self esteem issues cried. Well played, fat one with self esteem issues, well done.
4. MISHA – Her first performance was very shrill and was the crazy ass, Tulisa-threatening Misha we came to love even after we were told not to. Her second was sluggish and dull. I was amazed she made it through after all this.
5. MARCUS – Marcus had his first stinky week with no good performance. His guilty pleasure track was well sung I suppose but I had to look up what song he did. (It was Wham!) His Stevie Wonder song was so dull and so out of tune however. I’m not sure why he was given such a tongue bath. Maybe the judges want another male winner after the sterling sales of Joe McElderry.
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