A is for Alexandra shaking what her momma gave her
B is for But it’s my dream, Simon
C is for Cheryl Cole’s grammar
D is for Dead wives
E is for Eliminations – SHOCK ELIMINATIONS at that
F is for Foghorn vocals
G is for Gay Jokes about the male judges
H is for Heaving Spanish bosoms
I is for I don’t want to patronise you
J is for JLS’s coats of many colours
K is for Kylie Minogue’s beautiful popstar sister
L is for Leona sells lots of records, you know
M is for Mentors of both genders
N is for Notaracist and how I still find writing that funny
O is for One hundred and ten percent
P is for Potentially worldclass
Q is for Quigg – such a beautiful name
R is for Rachel gon giv it 2 ya
S is for Shayne Ward’s pub and all those who drink in it
T is for This isn’t the last you’ve heard of me
U is for Underpants strangely bared during Blondie songs
V is for Votes cast and dreams dashed
W is for Wailing both pleasant and unpleasant
X is for X Factor, The
Y is for You made the song your own
Z is for Z-list
Deadwife is gone. Full recap later in the week.
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